Văraru gives Miercureanu a backhand volley and slaps the fucker’s neck. Miercureanu had to shuffle trough her melodies to answer the questions. Miercureanu has to give the mission to sum1 else, but ‘no‘ sais Miercureanu. Lets get to trouble now because Miercureanu sucks at briefings.
How you feel today?
The Cure – Friday I’m In Love – Tomorrow sounds like good day, but today?
Far away will you go in life?
Second Down – No Tomorrow – This is not very optimistic, kthx.
Seeing you how does your friends?
Death Cab For Cutie – Someday You Will Be Loved - Maybe.
Married will you get?
From Autumn To Ashes – Take Her To The Music Store – No music store in Miercureanu’s city, sorry!
Best friends theme?
Drowningman – The Truly Dangerous Nature Of A Man Who Doesn’t Care If He Lives Or Dies – Hope is just coincidence.
Story of your life iz which one?
The Dillinger Escape Plan – Calculating Infinity – Making philosophy about nothing. True.
How the highschool was?
Yonderboi – Even If You’re Victorious – … You still got BAC to give.
What can you get from the life in continuation?
Anal Cunt – Some Songs – God iz very giftfull.
Coolest thing about your friends is which one?
Built To Spill – Randy Described Eternity – Miercureanu does not know. But song is OK.
Buying from the store what?
Marilyn Manson – The Reflecting God – Means Miercureanu wants to buy a mirror.
What song is describing you?
The Duskfall – Agoraphobic – Half true.
What song is describing your grandpapa?
Bloodlined Calligraphy – I May Have Been Born Yesterday – ‘Copiii din ziua de azi’ said Miercureanu’s grandpapa.
How is your life walking?
Alexisonfire – Side Walk When She Walks – OK.
At your funeral party what song will be most listened?
The Prodigy – Action Radar – Thanks. ‘Miercureanu Was A Sensitive Man’ would be better though.
How the world is seeing you?
Cradle of Filth – I Am The Thorn – Actually world iz not seeing but Miercureanu iz a thorn.
Happy life. Will you own one?
I Killed The Prom Queen – Are You Playing Dead? – Sorta.
For real now, what are your friends thinking about you?
Atreyu – Tulips Are Better – Not many I presume.
Female Anal Cunt fans are yawn mouths about you?
God Forbid – The Lonely Dead – God protect.
How do you make yourself happy while being alone?
Agorophobic Nosebleed – Small Room And A Six-Pack – Miercureanu not likeing beer.
What should you do about your life?
Neaera – Walls Instead Of Bridges – ‘Bridges Instead Of Walls’ instead of ‘Walls Instead Of Bridges’.
Last one should become objective.
OK, thanks MTV for visiting my crib, now go please.