Hungary’s national day

March 15, 2008

Hungary’s national day iz being celebrated in Los Angeles in the ghetto in the year 1990 also. But, like in every country, there are new right nationalists (the Ballas) who like to bust sum caps into the ass of the people who wear green on street.

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Miercureanu will dress up like that one day so he can be killed by the new right.

P.S. Please notice the skate shoes which are not Fallen but they still rul. ^-^


Vineri seara

March 14, 2008

După câteva zile în care Miercureanu şi Văraru nu s-au întâlnit pentru că Miercureanu a avut o problemă cu calculatorul personal. Miercureanu a ajuns acasă de la şcoală unde a stat doar două ore iar după ce a mâncat nişte cereale cu lapte care este mâncarea preferată a Miercureanului. În cele din urmă Miercureanu a intrat pe mesagerul instant şi i-a trimis o invitaţie Vărarului, Vărar care a spus că acceptă doar dacă Miercureanu îi scrie câteva vorbe de noroc pe al său jurnal online. După ce Miercureanu îndeplineşte misiunea şi primeşte puncte în plus la respect şi la stamina. Vărarul acceptă invitaţia şi Miercureanu se pregăteşte să pornească spre staţia de autobus. După ce aşteaptă după autobus şi se urcă în el se mai pune pe aşteptat puţin până ajunge în ţara Vărarului, mândra ţară a focului şi a delicateselor preparate cu ţelină.

Odată ajuns, Miercureanu îl întalneşte pe Văraru şi se duc să mănance o cămilă respectiv o lovitură norocoasă. Plictisit, Văraru îi propune Miercureanului să-l facă o tură pană la un magazin. După ce cei doi ajung la magazin şi intră în el. Ajunşi în magazin, cei doi îşi propun ca pe viitor să nu mai dea bani degeaba pe lucruri care nu le folosesc la nimic (excepţie fac ţâgările). Aşa că cei doi îşi cumpără câte un suc. Miercureanu îşi luă un suc de strugure, iar Văraru unul de care a vrut el. După ce au ajuns la casă şi nu se mai puteau opri din râs din cauza obiectelor în a căror posesie tocmai intraseră. Coşul arată cam aşa:

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(please make click for zooming)

Posibile viitoare achiziţii din colecţia ‘Hai să nu mai dăm bani pe prostii şi să luăm banane la copii preţ redus’ sunt următoarele:

- o minunată aripă faţă stânga pentru Dacia

- canistră

Healthiness and only good!


Don’t call Miercureanu

March 9, 2008

If you own a mobile phone and you call Miercureanu and you don’t say ‘Hi, Miercureanu!’ and you just keep your phone opened, Miercureanu will do the same causing you this:

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Miercureanu is such a jerk and he knows it. ^-^


Doing lifeblogging I iz

March 9, 2008

Miercureanu e la casa Vărarului. ^-^

Vudinka e plecată. Slumber party, ftw.

Miercureanu nu a putut accesa uşa de la intrare pentru că Văraru are la uşă cititor de retină. Aşa că Văraru i-a aruncat pe geam retina acestuia ca să poată să intre Miercureanu dragă. From sins, Miercureanu a scăpat retina Vărarului în balta cu cenuşă vulcanică din faţa blocului.

Odată intrat în casă, Miercureanu a făcut trafic la contoarele de apă ale Vudinkăi. Further taxes will be paid by Miercureanu’s papa. Also, Văraru has made Miercureanu sum biskits as gift and a honesty of a couple of mililitres of juice.

Now the two lads are staying. Laterz.

Takeover astea, zic. Văraru’s here. Miercureanu are şosete de lână de paria şi merge prea des la baie. Devine suspect, Văraru crede că acesta deţine coca sau vrea să facă pagubă pe capul Vărarului să se supere Vudinka. Na, să-mi dau link, dar nu apuc că vine.

Miercureanu was sabotated but ok. The lads didn’t had a slumber party, unlikely, but they watched some trailers of the Chintendo Vii gaming console, which is awesome. Anyway, they are now going outside to pick up sum squirells. Whatever. Later.


For mommy

March 8, 2008

I wanted to gather you a flower,
A little beatiful daffodil,
But until the footprint it dies
And who will make benefit out of it?
vararu
It’s your day, mommy,
In gift I brought you my heart
And believe me, mommy,
A more beautiful gift wouldn’t be possible.

I wanted to gather you stars,
To make you a beautiful necklace,
But who doesn’t know really
That in dawn the little stars will perish?

It’s your day, mommy,
In gift I brought you my heart
And believe me, mommy,
A more beautiful gift wouldn’t be possible.

I wanted to gather you a ray
Of sun, to catch it in your hair,
But you shine harder
Of charity and ardent desire.

It’s your day, mommy,
In gift I brought you my heart
And believe me, mommy,
A more beautiful gift wouldn’t be possible.


Shuffle mission

March 6, 2008

Văraru gives Miercureanu a backhand volley and slaps the fucker’s neck. Miercureanu had to shuffle trough her melodies to answer the questions. Miercureanu has to give the mission to sum1 else, but ‘no‘ sais Miercureanu. Lets get to trouble now because Miercureanu sucks at briefings.

How you feel today?

The Cure – Friday I’m In Love – Tomorrow sounds like good day, but today?

Far away will you go in life?

Second Down – No Tomorrow – This is not very optimistic, kthx.

Seeing you how does your friends?

Death Cab For Cutie – Someday You Will Be Loved - Maybe.

Married will you get?

From Autumn To Ashes – Take Her To The Music Store – No music store in Miercureanu’s city, sorry!

Best friends theme?

Drowningman – The Truly Dangerous Nature Of A Man Who Doesn’t Care If He Lives Or Dies – Hope is just coincidence.

Story of your life iz which one?

The Dillinger Escape Plan – Calculating Infinity – Making philosophy about nothing. True.

How the highschool was?

Yonderboi – Even If You’re Victorious – … You still got BAC to give.

What can you get from the life in continuation?

Anal Cunt – Some Songs – God iz very giftfull.

Coolest thing about your friends is which one?

Built To Spill – Randy Described Eternity – Miercureanu does not know. But song is OK.

Buying from the store what?

Marilyn Manson – The Reflecting God – Means Miercureanu wants to buy a mirror.

What song is describing you?

The Duskfall – Agoraphobic – Half true.

What song is describing your grandpapa?

Bloodlined Calligraphy – I May Have Been Born Yesterday – ‘Copiii din ziua de azi’ said Miercureanu’s grandpapa.

How is your life walking?

Alexisonfire – Side Walk When She Walks – OK.

At your funeral party what song will be most listened?

The Prodigy – Action Radar – Thanks. ‘Miercureanu Was A Sensitive Man’ would be better though.

How the world is seeing you?

Cradle of Filth – I Am The Thorn – Actually world iz not seeing but Miercureanu iz a thorn.

Happy life. Will you own one?

I Killed The Prom Queen – Are You Playing Dead? – Sorta.

For real now, what are your friends thinking about you?

Atreyu – Tulips Are Better – Not many I presume.

Female Anal Cunt fans are yawn mouths about you?

God Forbid – The Lonely Dead – God protect.

How do you make yourself happy while being alone?

Agorophobic Nosebleed – Small Room And A Six-Pack – Miercureanu not likeing beer.

What should you do about your life?

Neaera – Walls Instead Of Bridges – ‘Bridges Instead Of Walls’ instead of ‘Walls Instead Of Bridges’.

Last one should become objective.

OK, thanks MTV for visiting my crib, now go please.


Prăpastia sau bezna?

March 5, 2008

M: lui miercureanu nu-i vine nimic în minte

V: prăpastia sau bezna? choose

M: darkness

V: go with gk >:p

V: he’s not smoking luckies so >:)

M: =))

V: he’s from bucharest so he’s far

V: your trouble, not mine

V: i don’t care

V: go now

M: no

M: i sneezed, say ‘luck’

V: ce?

M: i sneezed, say ‘luck’

V: ce?

M: i sneezed, say ‘luck’

V: heckereo luckesno

M: wtf!?

V: geverano mehesto lupesta maradra

M: :( (

V: creano no no

M: =))

V: merejito pereja nuisola mehedra???

M: I begrijp niet wat u vertellen, bel dan het later nogmaals of zingen in een andere tabel rechts nu, OK?

V: no puedo esterames begrijpa maretra, bueni?

V: you own vararu some comments otherwise you fall in the abyss

M: Spaans is dat wat u aan het praten bent? Omdat je echt zuigen op het en begrijp ik niet. Pijpt weinig baby!

V: you own vararu some comments otherwise you fall in the abyss

M: Pijpt weinig baby!

V: you own vararu some comments otherwise you fall in the abyss

M: Pijpt weinig baby! – beatiful expresion

M: in dutch

V: you own vararu some comments otherwise you fall in the abyss

M: ok

V: pijpt nu exist :>

M: ba da!

M: suck cock little baby!

V: da pwla

V: stii ce ar trebui sa ne dea la test maine?

M: translate from romanian to english motamo

V: nu

M: cum on girl from south korean republic

V: nu

M: destroy erase improve

V: nu

M: ejacularea prematura suge

V: nu

M: white as snow and the seven niggers with huge black cocks-xxx.avi

V: go in darkness at once!